Sunday, 16 September 2018

It's on you

It pains me to hear when people who have spent some time with me say they were:

1. bored, 
2. uncomfortable,
3. distracted

How dare you! You should be here for all of this! You should be present - awed, even, for the splendour of my existence having been bestowed upon you. 

If you were bored then that's because you are a boring person, and I would implore you to keep that kind of negativity away from my life.

If you were uncomfortable, well, that I understand, so much amazement does tend to throw one of kilter. 

And if you were distracted, fire burn you! You're like the pig who ended up with the pearls; it was wasted on you. You too should not consider approaching me again. 

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